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"I bought a giraffe, my life is great!" exclaims Alan (Zach Galifianakis) at the beginning of The Hangover 3 movie.  Unfortunately, his period of ecstasy was short-lived.  Moments later, he drove the giraffe into an overpass that was too low, causing a multi-car pileup that the newspaper dubbed "messacre".  This t-shirt features the term along with the head of Alan's giraffe.  The incident infuriated Alan's father, who suffered a heart attack from the excitement.  Alan's family then decided to stage an intervention with the help of his friends Phil and Stu, who were recruited by his brother-in-law Doug.  Wear this Alan Messacre shirt to celebrate the legendary chaos that seems to follow Alan.

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