The Beets Killer Tofu Tour t-shirt
Description:
What does a porkchop, mayonnaise and beets have in common? Aside from being foods, not much of anything unless you mean Porkchop, Patti Mayonnaise and The Beets. Then they all have Doug Funnie in common! Porkchop is his little grey dog, Patti Mayonnaise is his secret crush and The Beets are his favorite band, who are also represented on this tee. If you loved Doug Funnie and all his favorite things, then get your own The Beets t-shirt from their Killer Tofu Tour! The Beets band consisted of Monroe Yoder on bass and singing vocals, Flounder on guitar, Clyde “Chap” Lipman on drums and Wendy Nespot on keyboard. Their album Let it Beet contained the hit song “Killer Tofu” which sparked the tour. Their song “I Need More Allowance” rocked the socks off Doug and his friends Mosquito “Skeeter” Valentine, Patricia “Patti” Mayonnaise, Beebe Bluff and Porkshop. Even his nemesis Roger Klotz liked the band and he doesn’t normally like anything. Snag The Beets t-shirt today and get singing like Doug would! Fast food feels fuzzy ‘Cause it's made from stuff that's skuzzy I always thought I was such a nerd I refused to touch that strange bean curd I wouldn't eat it, WOW! But it ate you! Ah eeh ooh, Killer tofu! Ooh eeh ooh, Killer tofu! I eat my sugar cereal But it makes my teeth bacterial If you feel kinda cruddy, Just stick right by your buddy I don't eat, t-t-t-t- too much fried food!
